Just role played anchorman. And yes, I did take her to pleasure town.
Look what our sorority has done to us...we're hitting on girls in hopes of getting an awesome little.
I just used dish soap as body wash. I smell like a dishwasher exploded. isn't the end of the semester fun?
My blowjobs put them in a state of relaxation similar to that of getting hit with a tranquilizer. The fear comes after the sex.
You were so drunk you decided to go out of the car window instead of using the door, once you realized what you had just done you said fuck it and went back in through the window
Def just hooked up with my brother's senior prom date in his bed. Does that make me the worst brother ever?
Am I really in your phone as Asshole Jesus??
Can I send you a picture of my penis? I feel like it looks really good right now and I need someone to share it with
Seriously you've eaten pizza pockets for every meal for the past 4 days
Well to be fair I wasn't alive for breakfast 2 out of 4 days
I'm taking a dab in mourning of how long its been since I smoked with you guys.
I added a U.S. Senator on snapchat....casual.
He has no idea he's waking up in slut palace tomorrow morning
Apparently I called him, said "vodka" and then hung up on him.
Is the Glover Park Chipotle past the strip club?
Why is that your only point of reference?
Just answer the question
When you realized the door was unlocked, you did the mission impossible yheme song and snuck into the bathroom. And continued it while you peed.
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