took shots out of a medicine cup. i can get used to college.
Dude...I'm drunk from Wednesday stilll.
Every one of her profile pictures looks like an ad for American Apparel. Of course she has syphilis.
Im not spending 10 to get hit on by potential transexuals even if they are cuter than most of the girls I dated.
As far as figuring life out your talking to a guy that's alternating text messages between his baby mama and a drunk bitch I met tailgating. My best advice is don't worry about shit out of your control and always and I really mean ALWAYS wear a condom.
Whiskey??
It will be at least another 6 weeks before I say yes again. I'm bruised. I stole sex cards and a really nice pocket knife. I acquired a vial of my own blood. Talk about a yard sale...
Wait also totally unrelated but can horses sit down?
I just tried to picture one and I don't think they can cause I can't envision it
That's how all the girlfriends are. Oh he's a boy, no worries, then BAM. I blow their boyfriend.
I took a 19 year old to a strip club and ended up in a three way. Divorced life might be OK.
It's funny when you can't take a fishing boat because you fucked the captains wife
Shia just rubbed his beard the way I do all the time and maybe he's my soul sister. This live stream is life changing.
He asked me what I wanted for Christmas. I told him an orgasm would be nice.
We broke into a construction site had sex on a scissor lift and realized it was a church...tomorrow again??
raging hangover at work with a lunchable dreaming of the sex ill never have. my life is perfect.
I sure hope so...I wonder if he could tell in that email that I'm really good at blow jobs. Hopefully he heard that tone. Any means necessary.
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