What should our trivia night team be named?
Define Statutory
you cried when she wouldn't let you have her bathroom rug.
Its that time of year where we just drink more instead of dressing warmer
It sounds like heaven mixed with world peace and orgasms. The acoustics in this car are awesome. Or it's the weed idk either way it's great
whenever he tweets that he wants to get blackout it's like a neon sign for "i want to bang you tonight"
i think you may have a shot to cock block in a moment. just saying.
Wake up an cock block please bc these are noises i dont ever want to hear again
Though my hair looks fantastic i will unfortunately have to turn down your 4am sex offer
I just...no. You make my soul cry. You are giving me karma-cancer. This torture of my majesticness can no longer be tolerated.
I think you just have to raise your bang age from 40 to 50, hope dust doesn't fly out and make her say tony danza
I wanna go back to school and change my major to psych just to make a case study out of her
Dude she tried to bite my face off last night, literally. I have never actually felt like a piece of meat until that point in life...
Not only did she fulfill a life long dream of mine of banging in a library, she bought me subway for lunch. I feel like I got the best gold star ever today.
man fuck you i am a delight. you're the one who fucking set his tree on fire while high
I love you man but my hope is that you will not wake me up again by pissing on me
I've also stopped shaving, like, everything. I can't tell if I'm empowered or sad
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