Wow so rude I was trying to have an orgy later but whatever
I think having sex with you would be a great treat for us
you guys got to bein so kosher and go with the flow
Hey guys thanks for lettin me crash at your place for the weekend, I had a great time. PS I got three quarters of a hand job from an asian on the dance floor last night. True story.
I drank almost a whole fifth last night. Woke up with blood everywhere wearing a "stereotype this" tshirt. How fitting
How am I a tease?
Dude you flashed me ur vagina and walked away.
ONLY PART OF IT.
You know what is really helpful - when the two guys you want to fuck stand next to each other. Stay tuned for who wins
remember that response paper i wrote naked, at 745am still drunk with a naked dude in my bed? yeah, totally got an a- on that. and he loved my insight.
Did you rob me and blame it on the strippers?
They invented the twister shot game. You put a shot on each circle, take it when you land on it, and if you fall, they funnel the mat and make you drink it. New best friends.
I am sleeping in the bathtub because my bed is too soft.
So yeah he had good weed?
That's right. I did.
You are the saddest 25 year old gay man I've ever had the displeasure of knowing.
On the upside I'm hairless from the waist down. On the downside, I just chemically burned my labia
I mean. I just want to sit in my bed and eat bagels. What's wrong with that?
I woke up on my girls floor with a pound of muenster cheese in my shirt pocket
just discovered a semi frightening wound on the side of my head that must have happened last night. if i die of a brain aneurysm, make sure they put "sorry for partying" on my gravestone.
I promise I won't bug you anymore, I just need the following things at your convenience but preferably soon: my earrings, cup, and panties. Thanks. Good talk.
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