the best job he will get is a sex ed teacher in alabama
Let's create a 16 and pregnant drinking game
I can practically hear my vag and my conscience fighting.
Its that time of year where we just drink more instead of dressing warmer
There was blood everywhere. She was pretty good looking person though.
If I come back covered in mud topless and banging on your door, please have a warm towel ready for me
I officially became the girl who let a guy get her off under the covers last night while her roommate and a friend were there. He was impressed by my ability to stay quiet and stay relatively focused on the conversation...
I am so ashamed of you, and yet so proud.
If the world would stop letting me feel invincible I would probably stop doing this shit.
No. I want him to marry me so we can spend our lives together. I also want a to-scale model of his genitals to mount above my fireplace
did i really sing to your nipples last night?
yes. and it was oddly very seductive
I'm in my bed. Snow angles in fresh sheets. don't even try to get me out tonight.
I knew it was going to be a good night when my mom said "Have fun, be safe...wait, do you need any weed for tonight?"
Last thing I remember I was riding on a picnic table being hauled around by a lawn mower with an empty case of bud light on my head...
Dude it's unhealthy how much I love vagina in my face
Was cussing out our DD when one of the strippers takes him backstage. WTF
They call him magic hands is all I know.
Somethings are best left a mystery
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