I don't think your that much of a whore. your like a whore-let. a mini whore.
yeah but I shoulda known it\'d be bad when he start rubbing my pubic bone instead of the clit! Awkkkkwarddd
Everything went well, until I walked into his bedroom and there was a Ronald Reagan poster watching over his bed - creepy
and apparently i was drunk enough to follow up with "I'd let me touch your boobs" ... not my best line.
He was completely serious when he said my boobs were like "majestic white clouds."
They're calling for 20 inches of snow but I'll have a dirtbike for emergency trips to the liquor store. Even if I crash it won't hurt.
We have zombies coming, and all you can think about is cock.
We still need to grow old, buy a house, and drink 40's while wearing old people sunglasses, staring at the young studs mowing our lawn.
'lets look at pictures of your friend's new baby' was probably the worst post-sex idea we've ever had
Hey in a lighter note I also nutted in that cheerleader too if she got prego there would have been a team reunion on Maury
ten seconds after he was done making out with the blonde, he rips off his jacket and screamed "Goddamn it, you know I like brunettes"
I have never seen someone so pissed at getting some. i called dibs so fuck him
He said he could outsmoke me so I challenged him to a weed duel. I don't always very competitive but when I do...
What's the tour de bar? Is that a thing, or is it just what you call Saturdays?
Why would you ask him if you could lick his chest?
He has a very lickable chest
I often wonder if we’re introverted extroverts, but I don’t think so. I think we’re just easily tired scumbags
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