Three words: puerto rican gang bang
Living well is not the best revenge. Fucking his brother is.
I need to shower. I still have paint on me from the homeless guys
we have 69 mutual friends...i have to add her
I've never seen the starbucks guy more terrified than when you dove out the car window after your credit card
i think that after ALREADY drinking that much, the tube shots may have been a bad idea.. i mean afterall, i did wake up and find my cell phone IN the bonfire the next morning.
you looked at her and told her she looks like the girl you lost your virginity to then told her you wanted to lose it to her again
Im still alive. Just can't talk. Or move. No need to worry
No, I know her type. Tall, lanky, uses teeth when giving head, and runs like a giraffe. Don't do it man..
If I were you I'd use my green card to do more coke and less talking
Drink for every country you've never heard of.
Fuuuuuuuuuck
Fell asleep on kitchen floor again, chicken nuggets everywhere.
I had a rough night. I'm just gonna lay here and masturbate for a while before I have to go adult.
He tripped and fell all the way to the ground and then stood right back with out spilling a drop of his 3/4 full glass of rum and coke. It was like watching something from the matrix
It's official! Naked girl is back and making stir fry. Still not sure she realizes we can see her whole apartment from our balcony. Cheap beer and a show.
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