i don't know how boys match. i think shoes & belt are the only thing. it doesn't matter. i just know if they look stupid.
Don't worry I'll hold the wheel while you cum
You know how I told you I don't have many naked pics? Apparently that changed last night.
i broke up with my boyfriend last night because i had to eat a freezy pop in every color and he ate the last blue one. i sat on the floor and cried for an hour at least. everyone left. so i decided that this whole weed thing isnt really healthy for my relationships.
It feels like I shit a light bulb that shattered on the way out.
And then he came out of the bathroom in a kimono
Just discovered Kim Possible porn. Life is now complete.
The Ukrainian kid just told me that our econ professor wants to bone me. Please tell me that phrase means something different in Eastern Europe.
Imagine that my comprehension level is that of a 7 year old and explain your plan again
Some older looking guy gave me his card as he exited the train. Hes a pharmaceutical rep. I'm debating asking him for a job. Obv he wants sex but if I can get a job out of this maybe I can offer him more than a cheap dry handjob bc that's all I'm really up for these days
I'd do them all but honestly I'm so high that I probably should have a chaperone.
Sent him a nude and I forgot to crop out the Jesus picture in the background. The Catholic guilt is too real.
This bird just went for my eyes. Does he think I'm dead???
I just watched some kid bang his girlfriend and I was like whatever I'll just sit here and do all your fucking drugs that's fine
just made a presentation to 40 students and my professor about morals and ethical issues..still drunk. at 8am. I wish I could remember how it went.
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