We drove past his house blaring "Like a virgin" in the middle of the day. pretty sure he heard.
What I wanna know is who took a picture eiffel towering her?
Ya well my good-girl image was pretty much blown when he found out I'm going to jail soon.
Just bought a waterproof mattress cover. Bring it on sophomore year.
i broight you flpweers amd vodka. open yoir bask door
You wouldn't be the first friend to shit himself in the last 7 days
Why is Kyle using one of my nieces as a blunt object to provoke and attack my other niece?
hot boxing the bathroom at chili's. where the fuck are you, it's too big of a box for just one person.
Guess who has two thumbs and broke her boyfriends dick?
He fucked me while wearing his night time breathing machine mask. Does this mean I joined the dark side and he is Darth Vader?
I love that my family celebrates every holiday with a joint. Chanukah? Mazel-juana! Easter? What's more spring than the color green? Election day? What better way to celebrate democracy in action than medical pot?
Interesting. All i can really say is humanoid shaped doritos bags melting very slowly
He offered me free drinks all night if I could beat him in a drinking race. I blacked out after that but just found his credit card in my bra so there's that.
would it be okay if I showed up at your house naked? and is your door unlocked?
He keeps singing a song about someone called the dayman.
....fighter of the Nightman?
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