Send those Picts to my email please. From last night
Ps thx for the porn on my phone
;) ur welcome
we just got in the car and birthday sex is playing
that is a sign the 3 of us should have a threesome
we agree. completely
He told me that he wishes our relationship was more like prison: less touching, more butt sex.
Just met a girl...She is complaining why on facebook you can't have more then one "open relationship"
I dont know how i feel about her from a moral standpoint...
No one understands that once a girl pours a handle of smirnoff all over herself, clearly she is wasted
Two girls just making out in the elevator. Didn't stop when the doors opened. Part of me didnt mind, but part did. Bc I wanted to get on the elevator without it getting awkward. Am I gay?
No, the responsible one does not yell out "lets go to iHop" at 5 in the morning to a bunch of drunk people with munchies.
Is there a special protocol when the stripper has a Boba Fett tattoo?
Another beautiful Sunday, another beautiful day the stick is not positive. Amen.
I'm sitting on your porch drinking wine from the bottle. Just so your new neighbors know what kind of people are in the neighborhood
the hole that the tears left- fill it with pizza
Your parents are gone and we haven't fucked in their bed... why?
there's no judgement here...i was recently just fingered in my dorm hallway while having a conversation with 5 people.
Just fyi i'm now butt naked in a steam room smoking a bong in some guys house. i sense the weed penetrating my pores.
Don’t judge me
Some of us don’t have access to dick on a constant basis
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