i bet jesus would rush if he went to usc
you took a scissor and started screaming "I WANNA KNOW WHAT ITS LIKE TO BE BALD"
Im at the zoo right now high out of my mind and feel as if the animals are watching me and Im the one in a cage.
get to allyx's house asap
Ok is everything ok
Yeah, theres just lesbians
omg yes on my way
I dont think yelling "Grab your dicks, time for pics!" helped your case either.
I totally just found ecstasy floating around in the bottom of my purse, it's almost like good karma from the time I lost that blow...but not quite
I won't be able to make it. Too hung over. Can't hold down fluids. I'm in the bathtub trying to hydrate my body through osmosis. And yes, Tequila Tuesday is totally still on for tonight.
They evidently had to pull his penis out of me while we were passed out on the floor.
I had to find out that I peed in the box of baby clothes from my mom, who found out from my grandma. New low.
Um...celebrating is an understatement. You flashed the guy at the mexican restaurant and then screamed, "It's just my bikini, I swear!"
Just ran into a client at a sex shop. The meeting tomorrow is going to be really awkward as we both try not to picture each other using vibrators or role play costumes.
I will keep you posted and someday if we daydrink teach you how to do a footjob
Haha! You know I mean that in a positive way. Like, "let them eat cake!" Or in our case, "let them achieve obesity from the two entree plate at Panda Express!"
I thought I'd never say this, but if I had to choose between these cookies and sex, it would be these cookies
I just baptized you in budweriser and you were cool with it
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