If I had a penis I would totaly hang shit off it. Like stretched out peach rings and fruit rollups.
after he came i started crying. just to fuck with his head.
The lid of our salsa is promoting a contest that ended in July '09
Pissing in la rieve gfox. Jer zsyuis diu drunk but it felt amazunbg
Dans le librearie ivetre. Hjhaha
Sometimes I think I have so much sex with you to be sure you're actually straight.
He used the expression "my couch is your couch" as a come on line.
don't mind me. just hanging out in this cool air conditioned Babies R Us until the liquor store next door opens.
This is three metal detector wands away from being the strangest porn I have ever been in the audience for.
like every night i go out someone always suggests nipple hugs so that's why I always end up topless
Was banging my ex last night when his roommate walked in... We kept going. #goaheadandwatch
I'm sorry for breaking our door. And being a bitch about it.
Do you ever get so high you're like vibrating
First post college job and I got fired within a week. Something tells me that adulthood isn't going to be as much fun as sex and the city led me to believe.
YOU'RE NOT THE ONE BEING EVISCERATED BY YOUR OWN UTERUS SO GET SOME DAMN SLEEP YOU FOOL!
Do you remember telling those ppl that they need to mate and give you the baby and in 15 years you will all reunite and it will be a party?
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