North Korea, Best Korea!
Dogs love guiness but it fucks up their kidneys
Got to see someone fall down the stairs while holding hot coffee and a folder full of papers. Best Monday ever.
You compared your dick to a twizzler. In no way, shape, or form is that a turn on.
hot doctor. gonna get him to touch my tits. 'think i felt a lump' excuse in 3-2-1...
He looks like he'd be great Lego character.
I think we can all agree that the size of her boobs, combined with beer, is destroying my ability to judge looks.
Not much, just taking another sorting hat quiz while waiting for this porno to finish buffering
Last week in my political science paper I quoted the Mighty Ducks. This week, I compared the Constitution to a weird pickle law in Connecticut (by law, it's not a pickle unless it bounces). So, yeah, clearly I'm ready to be back to being a college student.
she walked in on me throwing up in the sink with my pants around my ankles and I said "i'll be with you in a sec"
That makes sense.. A good Bj is a trump card in any argument
Just because you are home alone for the weekend doesn't mean you can act like a nudist.
I accept your opinion but respectfully disagree. Also, I'm sitting in your chair.
I hear my roommate snoring and I feel bad for his girlfriend but then I hear them having sex and I guess it all works out in the end.
I feel like I purchased a one way ticket to hell last night and its non refundable.
I'm just going to tell you this I knocked up your girlfriend. I didn't mean to I thought it was somebody else I wasn't drunk but it was dark.
The truth is better her than my wife.
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