ive had 594 apples! thats 99 apples 6 times! math!
I heard you threw up in your lap?
I heard that too.
youre talking to a girl on facebook chat right now and im sitting behind her in class lol. creepy?
if I was a wizard from waverly place we wouldn't b having these problems
$1 pitcher night should be outlawed.
woke up to an unread text message i sent to myself: "brreakfdast..pork and ice cream."
HOW DID U BEAT A GAY GUY IN GAY CHICKEN?
Do 'mystery' cracked ribs heal any quicker than regular ones?
cracked out the beer snorkel again. that thing has a five for five record of getting me naked.
I'm 11 for 13 getting drunker than the person who's birthday it is
he busted into the room with single cheese slices and started yelling "THROW SOME CHEESE ON THAT BITCH"
If there was a build-a-penis, I would build that penis.
Not a or good or bad impression, just that you were all basically naked playing beer bong in sombreros and ties. Casual.
On a scale of 1-10, how inappropriate is it to sneak into someone's box of sex toys and put googly eyes on their vibrator?
Don't worry about it too much, but I just committed us to possibly raising a kid
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