I wonder if you could grow some weed in a chia pet
I woke up hungover and opened my laptop to find that i had googled alcoholism again
He wants to make love to me in a sea of paint and wash my tears away with the brushes surrounding us..I've known him for 2 days.
Your cock is gonna weep like a baby
Nope. Too hot. We just sat in my tub with cold water spraying on us drinking coronas. This summer heat is killing my libido slowly
Hey. There is naked girl with "plz don't touch her. She just turned 21" sharpied on her chest. What happened last night?
Last I saw, they went for a smoke and only one came back. He passed out outside. I'm glad he's only 120lbs. I left him on the rug still. My mom is gonna be pissed.
I can't even masturbate without crying fuck this break up
Oh my god and he smells like heaven wrapped in a beard of knowledge
Did you take the bag w/your drugs & cookie cutter?
Just want to apologize again for asking to spot your form in the shower.
My dad told me to bring weed to easter Sunday dinner..
He called my vagina his wife... how is that NOT creepy?!
a victory without nudity is not really a victory
Every time Brady gets sacked I cum a little...
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