I'll write directions out on a napkin and slip it to him. Then say P.S. The UTI is gone.... that's not creepy at all right?
i just broke my key off in the door of my house because the engine wasnt starting
i don't mind that he's uncut. i like it! it's like a little sweater!
a cock doensn't need a sweater! especially a skin sweater! wtf.
That's like some buffalo bill hannibal lector shit.
I was told u were the one who could explain to me why i woke up in the running shower, still in my dress and heels
Totally using formspring as an incognito way of making sure that girl from last night wasn't jailbait.
the igloo is complete. bring your weed and the hat with the floppy ears
Gosh, I don't even have that. Let alone someone to tie me up and whip me with Twizzlers.
Maybe her vagina is like a vacuum
I can't decide if that would be a good or bad thing. I'm leaning toward good
I feel like I grabbed someones dick last night, & if I didn't I'll be disappointed in myself
I was just asked if I wanted to struggle snuggle. She's a keeper
I built a fence. For the bunnies we're going to adopt. I'll fill you in when you get home.
Never thought having a box of Cheerios could get me laid. My new lucky charm hello girl in 2B
I just want to smoke this blunt and eat pizza rolls while watching The Price Is Right with you.
we promised ourselves we wouldn't get too drunk, and what happens? I wake up the next morning with half a mcdouble in one pocket and some barbie clothes in the other.
I love friends. Friendship is wonderful. I wish the rain was my friend
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