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• (310): View more from California

  just won 30 on black! Ok adicteddd! Never coming back gqmbeqing is easy.

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  now my debit card is betting 1k whoops. im gongk eh be rich!!!

  (310): View more from California

  whoops didnt work. think the gambeli mashine is busters!! now im betting 2k?! bad idea?

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• (614): View more from Ohio

  I'm not going to blow you while you look at fish on the internet.

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• (304): View more from West Virginia

  My therapist says she wants to work on my 'trust issues'. I think she's found the cash cow within.

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• (562): View more from California

  We convinced her the game "just the tip" was a billiards game. She was asking a couple guys if they wanted to play as we left. I kinda don't want to ask her how the rest of the night went.

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• (980): View more from North Carolina

  You two kept repeating the same thing over and over. It was like looking after retarded pull-string dolls.

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• (240): View more from Maryland

  I was desperate so I downed my birth control with balsamic vinaigrette...

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• (301): View more from Maryland

  I blacked out, started puking and peed on the guy I was hooking up with. Mid hand job.

  (704): View more from North Carolina

  How old are you? 14? Who gives hand jobs anymore?

  (301): View more from Maryland

  Salt in an open wound right now.

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• (813): View more from Florida

  his phone is always ringing though. It makes me feel like I'm dating a doctor who's always on call.

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  yeah, dating a doctor sounds much better than fucking your drug dealer.

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• (603): View more from New Hampshire

  Do you think making a dress out of an "Open" flag that my friend stole from a bar, and wearing it out sends the wrong message? ....Or exactly the right message?

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• (847): View more from Illinois

  Sorry about the picture of wills balls via snapchat last night btw

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• (503): View more from Oregon

  Btw, I feel the need to make sure we have no misunderstanding about this. So here goes. I'll happily mess around with you again. However, I probably won't do it while you're dressed like a creepy clown. Or any clown.

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• (901): View more from Tennessee

  So like if I threw up in my purse is that "don't ever show your face in public again" worthy or just slightly frowned upon

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• (515): View more from Iowa

  I was fingering her and they busted into my room demanding to know who the best running back was, before I could say anything she moaned and said "Barry Sanders"

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• (616): View more from Michigan

  dont go in the freezer to fetch your weed. my vibrator may or may not be in there. not sayin, just sayin

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• (814): View more from Pennsylvania

  Oh, do you remember telling everyone you were with that your vagina was angry last night?

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