Ha. No worries! So loud here &god I love drag queens! How does it happen, the congealing?
and this is why I hate my dad. He got 25x more angry with me when I wanted to drive a different route then he suggested to get to his house (more scenic- thus more enjoyable) then he did when I told him I was driving drunk with 4 people in the car and I got my 5th speeding ticket last night.
Friends don't let friends talk to people who live in Orlando. Sorry I've failed you.
I'm bringing in a picture of a stranger on facebook to get my haircut. I have reached a new level of creepy.
The lawn was on fire, but I fixed it.
i dont think duct tape can fix my g spot
lets call myth busters
Your like the Mozart of blow jobs, you make every other girl seem like cheesy elevator music.
I will fuck him senseless, no need for a priest.
I only have one eye to read your texts because I just stabbed one out after reading that last text.
She said " I'm going to get her back one day soon for putting extacy in my pop while I drove her to whislter" just a heads up.
I want what they have, but in the meantime I have a whole bottle of rum to which I'm quite devoted
yea talk to her if you feel up to it. Just remember who you are
Oh shit sorry I just gave lion king advice sorry not mufasa
So bored. I think I've expelled every last gram of jizz from my body.
Oh Jesus. Are you going to the hospital?
No I'm showering then leaving for Vegas
Dude, fate has brought her to your penis.
Serious question, on a scale of go for it to what the fuck are you thinking, what's me going to a monk or any religious official and saying "baptize me daddy" in a serious voice?
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