ok shes still asleep, should i pee on her and say she did it herself? and by the time you respond to this ill probably have already made the decision
Last night I saw a drag queen take a shot of Red Hot that was soaked into a tampon. I fucking love my life!
Is it wrong to want to cut a hole in the Tigger suit so I can molest you while I wear it?
Bookstore boy and I went out, he came back here and I tried to fool around and he respects me too much blah blah I'm a predator.
He grabbed onto my boobs while slipping on ice then proceeded to drag me down with him I'm not predicting head in his future
At some point last night was I riding a garbage can.. Things are starting to come back to me
Dude that bathroom stall was not tall enough to be doing lines in, guys kept peeking over and giving us high fives
I am making a budget for 2012. Should condoms be in the insurance or entertainment category?
Tell me you didn't really piss in the hookah.
Did you know that scruff feels epic on boobs especially when they are covered in whip cream?
I cannot FaceTime with your penis
Haha its fine we ask know it. He's still cool thought
Focus on the keyboard man. Focusssss
I probably should have eaten more before I started shotgunning beers at 9am, but it was so much damn fun.
I wish u could call a dildo. Like you do a missing cell phone.
I was trying to get nudes from last night and ended up getting a family portrait!
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