just wrote on a church. and then stalked a boy, by the way, i fucked him. him being your friend, also, love tacos.
Shes cool when Im fuckin smashed.....Sober.....She suuuuuuuuuuucks
My brain says no but my pants say off.
Is this going to be a big send off or a somber occasion? Just need to know if I should start drinking on the train or not.
So all semester this guy and girl have been talking, and today is the last class and we are doing nothing. I would have skipped but I want to see if he seals the deal or pusses out. It's like a season finale.
Too bad my thesis topic isn't "defining a hot mess: a study in drinking, smoking and other bad life decisions."
Breaking personal boundaries is my trademark
seriously my hangover is so bad I feel like my eye lashes make blinking a workout
I'm sorry I make you whore yourself out to him everytime I'm drunk and want mcdonalds.
I think this agreement was sent by God. I get to do my own thing, get laid, and he still makes me breakfast in the morning.
ditto.
about cumming, not toast
Very unfortunate to find out the kid who took your virginity has never seen Star Wars🙃
nothing like waking up to a voice mail saying your std test came back negative
She deleted me on Facebook. I think it's safe to say that she knows I fucked him now.
all i'm saying is don't blame me if your purses are filled with whoppers
are we talking malt balls or BK?
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