I wannas sexs uuuuu
but she was nice to me.
She was a fuckin STRIPPER.
do people in england often walk their sheep on leashes? or is this guy the exception to the rule?
Dude you can't just initiate a threesome via twitter
I just took my friends on a tour of all the places I've had sex in my house. I dont know if that's more slutty, or the fact that it took 2 hours to complete..
You are colorful like whore, yet adorable, like sad puppy. You need more drink.
And PS thanks for calling it my "sexual liberation" and not "slut fest 2010: part deux!"
I take that as "no I'm not driving you to the bar in a blizzard"
Need toilet paper. Napkins suck. Slowly running out of those two and the bleeding hasn't stopped. Your cat is next
I feel like I got run over by a bus full of inebriated Scotsmen on the way to a soccer riot.
The point remains that this is the setup for some great stories
Or terrible, horrifying, traumatic experiences
great clearly means different things to us
Grass is always greener, Allison, grass is always greener
The grass is drunker and I'm lying down on it
I'm far too poor to be letting my hookups wear my shirts home. I'm down to about a total of 8 shirts and have no intention of buying more
the night was just a blur of sex and pie
...I watched him run on the beach yesterday and I think I started ovulating
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