I wanna crawl in your skin and have dreams about Bobby Kennedy tonight.
he asked me to eat out his asshole. after five minutes of uncomfortable staring i realized he was serious.
apparently he was unaware pussies come in unshaved form. curse you redtube and your unholy lies
I really want to title the album "I want to make sex with your face" but I also want a job someday. Temptations, temptations.
i ordered 6 shots "to go" what did you think was going to happen!
Delete that photo of me. My ass looks WAY to good it in to be on Facebook for everyone to see. You gotta earn that shit.
You fucked him. I baby bird fed him whiskey . I feel like we've bonded.
All I could think about while he was going down on me was that his moustache reminded me that I want to try something new with my pubic hair.
No sex in the champagne room. The champagne room being my life
Will you be my therapist? I don't want to tell me secrets to a strange person and be judged all over again when you have already taken the time to do it. Oh and I will pay you with alcohol
I was giving him a handjob in the woods and a family walked by
Snow days are when you really appreciate that your neighbor is on your bang roster.
I'll be honest, this year's Vegas trip will be nothing short of disappointing if there's no repeat of the angry ménage a trios in a closet.
Next time you decide to post pictures of yourself in your underwear on facebook, please don't tag me as your bulge.. My mom spent 10 minutes looking for me in that picture. I had to tell her I was hiding.
I dont know which is weirder.. the fact that i just watched our mom kick ass at beer pong and ride the pole like a true fire girl or the fact that ive never felt closer to her in my life.
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