I want a gay best friend. or apple sauce either one is fine with me
best googles of the semester: toe fucking, purpose of two nostrils, human tail. with pictures
I wonder sometimes what your vagina thinks about you.
She said she didn't want me watching her give me a bj, so she proceeded to make a "blowjob igloo" out of blankets...
He just stabbed two olives and a pickle with a fork and deep throated it in front of my family
Not even marginally surprised
Im watching him eat cream cheese and hot dog buns.
Nice. Don't spend your therapist's co-pay on Jaeger bombs.
It started with jello shots. It ended with tears.
I dunno what he did but it both burns and feels amazing to pee
I think I'm goin to jail but either way I had a blast.
You declared your undying love to a drag queen, then proceeded to puke into the poor man's purse.
I feel like my dick pic collection should be archived at the Smithsonian
Not sure what happened last night, but I woke up without a shirt on and cereal glued to my boobs...
okay i know we havent talked for like weeks but i just really wanted to tell you that i miss your dick. like alot.
whose this? and thank you
I don't know if I'm having early flu symptoms, a miscarriage, or am badly hungover. Web md agrees.
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