I DID IT WITH MY SOCKS ON!
well on the bright side, he charges $60 for an eighth
so he'll probably take me somewhere nice
I'm playing wingman, but I want to pull a Goose and die.
So im using the back of a keystone box as notecard for my presentation
I just read the lonely terrorist on nwa had 40 more friends than me on facebook
blowing a .13 at 10 AM isn't nearly as cool as I thought it would be.
Swear. I think after passing out in a community college parking lot I can safely nominate myself for the piece of shit of the year award
she came to the game with a camelback filled with booze. except it was only the bag part so she duct taped to her back
Miserable. My projectile vomit just woke me up from a 5.5 hour nap.
My face smells like vagina and Im on my way to court. Fuck.
this will be a night to untag.
It probably isn't a good idea to go home with last night's hookup's brother. And sister.
Probably is probably an understatement.
Toilet is so comfy. Serious question/why does weed make every surface feel like bed?
There is a video on my phone of me suckling a bag of wine from your crotch area while you say "The Body of Christ" in a Michigan accent. I vaguely remember being offended by this yet I did it anyway.
Drunk me is basically the Oprah of nudes. Everyone gets one.
Randomize
