My liver just broke up with me...
Ok I love you more. To infumty and beyong.
I am too high to leave where I am...And they are listening to Stained. This is my living hell.
he is a creepy guy.
yea thats what heroine does to ppl.
he had a TATTOO on his FACE. a tattoo on your face basically says "i've gone as far in society as i'd like to."
all of the sudden, the other guy at the bar who was celebrating his birthday got a super inspired look on his face and then screamed at me ''our parents fucked on the same day!''
Chugged a beer while being walked to the bathroom by campus police to pour the beers out.
Stole every fake plant from the lobby and placed it in front of you're apartment door, Enjoy!
This ER has an aquarium in it!!!
The site I use to study flash cards keeps showing ads for truck companies hiring drivers. It's like the site is saying "hey, we all know there's no hope for you, just give up and Become a truck driver."
Someone came into our hotel room and took our remote
What should I do?
Yeah plus that night got so disgusting it's basically a repressed memory anyway
When I finally came to, I was in the DJ booth wearing his headphones while he was spinning. That's all I got.
Can we talk about how i drunkenly changed the timezone on my phone last night and just showed up to work an hour early
There's glitter all over his bed from my Pink VS panties... I think I might invest in similar styles as a way of marking my territory just incase.
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