Whoa Z and x make the same sound
Well we ran into the cornfields when the cops got there. We'd been hiding in there for 45 mins when he asks me "So this wasn't exactly how I'd planned this but I thought I'd ask. How do you feel about oral sex?"
Yes, I fucked her, no she wasn't that loose, yes she caused more drama than a 14 year old girl
He just refered to Steak and Shake as "a good place for couples". I will definitely not be shacking tonight.
He didnt have condoms & didnt trust himself to pull out. Thats when I knew he was a keeper. So I blew him so he knew I was a keeper too.
True romance of the 21st century.
I wont be hard to find. Im wearing a darth vader mask and I have a megaphone.
Let's just rave with boners that last for hours
Who wrote "the chamber of secrets has been open, enemies of the heir beware" across my bathroom wall?
You tried to bite my nipple like 3 times
NAh son
Just general bites
Eating a TV dinner and watching Goosebumps on Netflix, the sad, sad title of my autobiography.
You can't call dibs on the bed... every time you party you KO in the bathtub
We are so drunk half our team had to bowl with a chaperone. We won every game. We drink
Im gonna go for the gay guy. The ginger is freaking me out.
Yeah, but having a dick this size has ruined 3 marriages.
If ur gunna go fuck a guy that's in the baseball hall of fame do you need to shave your legs? I'm so lazy
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