you alive?
ya, the episode of maury where people are afraid of things are on, i had to keep livin
She has 2500 facebook friends. I probably should have used a condom.
once you have herpes you dont really care what goes in your mouth anymore.
She trust falled out of a window. It was like that scene from A Little Princess but with a lot more blood.
NO I FORBID YOU. THERE ARE BETTER VIRGINITIES OUT THERE WORTH KIDNAPPING.
It's okay. I've dumbed down my notes over the semester because I knew I wouldn't be up to understanding things come finals.
All I want to do is sleep. And If I'm not sleeping, I want to be eating or fucking. I'm pretty sure being pregnant has turned me into a dude.
I honestly feel really bad for any girl with a period that lasts more than a day
Everything about that text makes me want to throttle you and cry
I hate being the only medical professional in the group. I always end up patching you guys or being the DD when I'm on call. I have problems I need to drown in booze too...
When you put the phrases "just out of shower" and "did you get the picture" that close together, a picture of hamburger helper is not exactly what I expected to pop up.
So last night took an interesting turn.. Never thought I'd say I had to pick up my glasses off the floor of a strip club
If I remember correctly I tried to steal a mail truck last night
I accidentally left my shirt at my booty calls house. He washed it & hung it up for me in his closet. I can't decide if that's sweet or creepy
IT'S FUCKING BABY SEASON ON FACEBOOK. MY VAGINA WANTS TO THROW UP
WHY IS THERE A GOLD FISH IN MY BONG??
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