help help how do i get him away from me should i talk in a robot voice or something
I dont wanna date her. I just wanna be able to run a blacklight over her face and prove ownership.
My mom asked me if I was being satisfied, sexually. And then discussed positioning.
she has tattoo'd to her hips "grip here" this is why they made spring break
He used one end of the towel to wipe the cum and I used the other end to wipe the tears
We decided to leave the bar after we shattered a glassand then drive to steal a baby pool for our water festivities tomorrow
I'll just tell her I'm here with you picking out a buttplug for her to say "I'm sorry".
Are you still goin to the xmas party?
Yaaaa why?
Jus making sure i will have nice people i know to put a blanket over me when i pass out in the field .
What part of I'm done do you not understand? Im not going to send you sex photos to prove I've moved on..
Why would you fall asleep? This is why i cant drink with my lesbian friends anymore. They take my clothes off and get vodka in my top ramen. Only yoouuu can prevent forest fires.
Listen I know you hate her for what she did but this is getting our of hand. Please please tell me where you hid her wedding dress.
you're good to come back. The bouncer pulled me aside and told me. He also said you have nothing to worry about and that you have an awesome "upper punch" or some shit
Drunk Jeff aka Dreff thinks he's about 3x cooler than be really is and about 100x better at dancing than he really is
Had a rough day but my boyfriend made that all better by going down on me while letting me watch Top Gear... I'm buying the engagement ring tomorrow
There is sex in the air. Be careful where you walk.
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