Everytime we come here you have an ex here.
we couldnt find her phone in the morning so i called it and found it under the bed. my name came up as 'regret'
so I just used the H1N1 mask my mom gave me for college to hold in a bong hit longer... god I love orientation week
left comments onEVRY SINGLE1of my posts n status updates.Im done dating freshmen
i was concerned for your health after you took your "last shot" four times...
I got my project done and a booty call in all before 1am. I'm a professional college kid.
I don't think anybody else enjoys making out with multiple guys on the same night as much as I do. I'm like a wine taster but with lips... it's like art to me. The bruise on my upper lip is proof of it
Sounds good. I will just get tanked here and wear this batman mask.
You should come by for the fire station blow job tour
Not every day do you see a hooker getting arrested at noon. Just kidding, we live in Reno.
Your biggest crisis right now is that you can't decide whether to keep hooking up with AN NFL PLAYER or try to rekindle your relationship with your ex. You are a walking white girl problem.
It's whatever. Titanic is about to be on and we have wine, which is basically crying juice. Leo, Kate, and I will be having a lovely, pants free evening.
I left her alone for a few minutes and she's already using a guy on his hands and knees as a chair while another guy is serving her margaritas.
He ate me out while watching Fifty Shades of Grey---needless to say I'm locking this down
I dropped my slice of pineapple on the kitchen floor and was just staring at it about to cry. It was really good pineapple.
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