I don't get calzones all look the same but taste so different
How do I say "sorry I gave you and your sister herpes" in German?
Apparently, there is a horrible ghonorrea out break at our school. Woo! What a way for Loyola to welcome us back.
Nothing kills the mood when I am hooking up on the dance floor like the DJ saying Happy Valentines.
She's riding a tiny four-wheeler and has a Dos Equis in her hand. I at least have to meet her.
I'll still trying to understand the context of your "punch her with my cock" comment.
And to top it off I think that was the first time in history that anyone has used "oh just taking care of her grandmother and doing porn" in the same sentence.
I'm sure there are thousands getting dick today in the name of independence
My ex's new girlfriends ex boyfriend is getting me my nipples pierced for Valentine's Day so who's the real winner here
They are gonna stay together and get married and have 2 children before he wakes up and realizes that there is more to life than anal
so, i guess i gotta chill on showing up to work hungover... someone anonymously left a bible in my work mailbox (no one else got one)
Saw the Peanut butter guy at checkout he had at least 30 containers of it and like 6 different kinds...
I'm fucking camped out by the bathrooms. I think the poopatrator is in there. Wtf is my life
Almost an end to the saga.
Would the comment "Down Goes Frasier" be too inappropriate at this time?
So you realized he wasn't actually cheating on you and now you're trying to unfuck things. Or in this case unfuck Tom.
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