ally, we are sitting by a fire and you are totally hot. no pun intended
I got raped by $2 you call it's. I'm still hammered. And mentoring high school kids. My life is a joke.
I miss him.. What the hell did I get myself in to? I guess it will get better with time.
No. Just liquor. Time's no good.
Nights of college: 1. Virgins: 1. Yes.
this morning i checked my reflection in the toilet as i was throwing up to make sure i still had my pearl earrings on
Help. All alone. Room is. Changing colors. Dance party 2010, but without dancing.
He left his own bachelor party to bring me weed. Then smoked with me. Tell me I'm not his favorite-ex-friends-with-benefits.
I will always remember that night by waking up in that tablecloth the next morning
I poured somre cereal, realized the chocolate to flake ratio was off, tried to fix it by digging through the box, gave up because of the difficulty level, and poured it back in the box. Being high is the best diet.
but we were going camping. it only made sense to bring the 6 ft bong
cake and sex. what better combination is there.
These morning walks of shame have became my morning jogs
Come over.
Look lady I can't have sex with you EVERY day. I have things to do.
2 weeks shy of 25 and all I’m wishing for is a secret admirer who pulls my trash cans to the curb Wednesday morning for me because I always forget to Tuesday’s nights thanks to it being dollar draft night at the local bar
You kept saying, "please sir, can I have some more."
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