It wouldn't matter if you are Jesus Christ himself, you are not getting into the bar tonight
Sex on a trampoline was so worth getting a mosquito bite on my penis
it doesn't count as moral degradation if you win the strip off -right?
I woke up and we were making out. So the good news is that after two years off the market, I haven't lost a step. I'm picking up girls in my sleep now.
Its your turn to fuck our RA next time she threatens us with an underage.
we went to get a refill in his room and ended up having sex and passing out. then he woke me up with sex and gave me a beer for breakfast. i never want this to end
the fact that he forgave me for making out with the bartender is proof that i can fuck my way out of anything.
I rarely go in there. Unless it's for mini cadbury eggs and whiskey.
High school girls are buying me shots. This will not end well.
Let me stew on this while im plucking my nipple hairs and showering.
I've come to the conclusion that the dicks in Arizona just don't have enough size for me.
Happy Thanksgiving! Hope its not too awkward that your dad and your boyfriend are the same age.
Out of control sex drive for a girl? I just masturbated in the bathroom at my in-laws house before dinner....
Did I send you a drunk selfie with a pine tree last night?
The career specialist read an Onion article to us. Please send help.
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