i was like the pretty and slutty 8th grade girl who goes to a party, gets wasted, and ends up having sex with a senoir
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alcohol + bed + penis = sex
He asked me to sit on his face, but i didnt, for 2 reasons, one, i had just pooped like 20 mins before sex, and two, this could be my future husband. so i skipped on sitting.
having sex with you is like teaching a dog to tango, it DOESN'T work
And then he said "I can't get blown while Gordon Bombay and Mr. Holland stare at me from the TV"
Her parents came home early, i had to hug her mom with a condom on...
She's doing hand stands on the train as I type. Idk if I'm impressed it embarrassed. Or turned on.
I feel like his penis would have a weird haircut because he does.
There is a reason for guards on beard trimmers I just clipped a wrinkle on my sack so much blood
It looked like his dick was wearing an argyle sweater.
My ideal friend would be my dog as a drug dealer
So, left this guys house wearing a #1 Grandpa shirt and I think this is the best sex score I've ever had.
Having weed delivered to your door is like having your own personal Santa Claus
Also at one point I told him to say my name and it took him like 5 seconds to remember.
You squatted and peed on the living room floor while maintaining eye contact with Sebastian
I need you to sex the hangover out of me again.
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