Yeah he is here but I can't let him know I am until he has like 30 min worth of drinks. so when he see me he isn't like "omg ew,NO!"
I have so much to learn from you, wise slut
No, I'm not okay. Girls are wearing BUMPITS here.
The irony of calling it Pride is that you do things that no one should be proud of.
I don't care. I'm going to fuck John's friend and it's all your fault.
IDK but this explains my bloody dashboard.
I will be your sherpa up the mountain of gayness
OH HAPPY DAYS YOU'RE BOTH GINGERS YOU'LL REPRODUCE YOUR OWN KIND
30 year old woman with braces and crocs came into the store today with her boyfriend. what am I doing wrong.
I almost wanna stick a tampon in and sneeze bent over to see if it actually shoots out
I may have unintentionally punched your cat twice but he's an asshole anyway.
I just used an Amazon gift card from a student to order a new vibrator....teacher of the year
i was so proud for not passing out at the same time as usual. i screamed that i had a "new personal best!" then some jackass explained daylight savings.
Is 10AM too early for pizza and Dr. Pepper?
Only if 5PM is too early to be drunk. And when has that ever stopped us?
I don't want them thinking I'm like, "Mm, yeah, kitchenware in my ass please."
you should just get a floor plan of your dorm and start checking off rooms.
Randomize