I dont like him- his parents were home and he hid me in his closet like anne frank
what if the hokey pokey really is what its all about?
Who is John, and why is his named carved into our toilet?
the only human I can compare her to is rosie o'donnell.
His dick was poking my bladder. That big...
My absolute favorite part of last night was after I puked in the ally, we rounded the corner and you screamed, "she's ok!" and everyone cheered
Hahaha it was a great moment in my life. This must be what post child birth feels like, given you don't get a combined asshole/ vagina
Your cock deserves a montage
So question... If I'm sexting with uncircumcised guy, do I have to add *then i gently pull your foreskin down*?
Why is there a cash register on top of my car?
I gave a very stressed out cashier a mini bottle from my purse the day after Christmas. It's what Jesus would have done.
You're a good person. Sharing is caring.
You FaceTimed me to show me he was sucking your tit
I'm not sure why he thinks weird that I masturbate AND look at pinterest at the same time.
I left the party 20 min ago..just thought i would tell you so you wouldnt think i fell in the lake again
OH DEAR GOD IT GOT IN MY MOUTH AGAIN HELP
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