p.s. this guy just tipped me with ecstasy pills. is this real life
I wonder if she has a lisp when she orgasms...
I wanna get FUCKED up and fail the piss test at my eval so they send me to detox and give me suboxone... Is that bad?
so what if he's got a new girlfriend. the guy i'm fucking has an english accent. i win.
Whenever I said your name you screamed polo and did another shot.
She answered the door wearing a blanket and holding a golf club. I was too late for this party.
you want your laptop back?
are you giving me my laptop back, or cashing in on our break up sex?
both.
come over.
We made a water bong out of a wine bottle... Being an architect major finally payed off.
Did you know that scruff feels epic on boobs especially when they are covered in whip cream?
There's two sisters at this place and they look competitive. Try for a threesome tonight?
Also, I saved your name as Everclear last night. No idea why I did that.
He sent me a snap of him eating a tamale shirtless. I think I might be in love.
LOCK HIM DOWN.
he told me he didn't like my name so he was going to call me Casey instead
4 of us. Guys and girls. Were sitting there discussing the passed out half naked Brit girl on the floor. She is no longer the international woman of mystery.
Everybody at Lexi's party found out I'm both a screamer and a moaner after he ate me out on the pool table downstairs. Just another sunday night in Alaska
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