I've been awake for 20+ hrs. What does that mean? I just realized if BSB were Twilight characters, Brian would be Jake and Howie would be Edward based on the video for "Everybody". That's unsettling.
It's unsettling that you took the time to think about that.
he's a bartender at a gay strip club. maybe he can work his magic. with getting u in, not gay magic.
you kept lifting my skirt up, yelling "PANTY PARTY". needless to say, you're at the top of my father's shit list right now.
I haven't even gone in yet. I'm sitting in the waiting room playing a game i like to call "Who else is here for AA".
he was wearing ninja turtle pajamas and he STILL got laid. who the fuck is this guy?!
My building was evacuated who wants to quake and bake
Tinkerbell just flew up to me and tickled my balls. What the fuck did we smoke?
WHY DO I WANT TO FUCK EVERY GUY THAT BREATHES
He stumbled into my room, flopped on my bed, shoes on my pillow and asked me for a juice box. Then fell asleep with the juice box on his forehead.
I'm scared to see what happens if we keep winning like this. I don't think there enough livers for every one after the season is over.
You know it's been awhile when the imagery of fucking AT A DENNY'S gets me really turned on.
Come to the roof. We are drinking breakfast.
There is always the bar, but 2 30 on a Tuesday just screams alcoholism
There is a doctor sitting next to me at lunch talking about the engorged scrotum surgery he did this morning and I am about to lose my professional grown adult facade.
So you called me the queen of nudes yesterday and I'm still not sure how I feel about it
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