what kind of vibe do I give off that a guy i've never hung out with thinks its okay to send me a picture of his ball cleavage?
I'm in the library if you wanna come give me library head.
She tags her boyfriend in all of her pictures on her heart...
just went to my meeting with last nights make up still on, not wearing a bra, and the 14 shot tallies still on my wrist.. My advisor's questions should be answered as to why I'm not in my major yet.
i'm gonna start fucking more girls with asthma. help feed my ego.
I'm just sayin' man be careful, that chick has castration written all over her.
good news: I made it out of bed and into shower. Bad news: I made it back to bed without clothes. Worse news: I don't know this bed.
His words said "save me", but his penis said "I'll take my chances"
Posh spice and Baby spice both in one night. Fantasy complete. God bless halloween.
I legit had a 15 minute convo about dinosaurs with a guy at the bar last night cuz he was wearing a jurassic park shirt
trying to figure out what happened last night by looking around the apartment.
naked man under the piano. THE PLOT THICKENS.
We're sitting in the bathtub, eating pizza, doing shots of vvodka and comparing nipples. I havfe never been so comfortable in my life.
Im watching animal planet drunk, watching a documentary on mermaids. Tonight has not gone to waste.
Quick question, did I crash teeth with you when I snogged you, or did I headbutt something between the car and the bed last night?
Haha do not judge my life style choices right now but me and Dj had sex twice and then he helped me pick an outfit out for my date
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