Be careful down there, Shane may have pooped on the carpet.
He said if I stayed the night he'd take me to church in the morning.
please explain to me why there is a shopping cart in my living room.
I'm sorry but when I'm riding in the trunk on the way to mcdonalds at 6 am I just don't want to listen to reba macintire
I feel like we're taking advantage of the fact that our R.A has cerebal palsey.
I would like to add..this is the first november for two years that i haven't cheated on a bf...thank you..thank you
It was tug of war between me and the cop. He wanted the beer, I wanted the coozie.
only clue right now is the orange grease all on my clothes. debit card denied so I know something weird went down..
I can't wait to go to grad school so I am not your high unemployed friend.
His personality is sparkling but nothing beats his ass
nothing like a call from your drunk grandpa at midnight on a wednesday to ask your parents if you're registered to vote...
He legit watched "Cops" the entire time he was fingering me.
If anybody had to puke on my shoes, I'm glad it was you.
There's no such thing as shame in your world, is there?
I love how when he said ecstasy pills both of our heads whipped around like a couple of horned owls.
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