There's some strange man with hair that keeps talking to us. I'm scared.
This is how horror movies start. Going to bar with strange hair guy. He's paying. Bad idea?
Ditched hair man. Got free cab ride to market. Want food. I win.
He toold me that when we were younger I was his boner buddy.
When did we start counting Thursdays as weekends?
When we got our fake ids in grade 11, why?
I just feel like it's time to start counting wednesdays as well...
Just did free shots of tequila at a walmart. Hello Mexico
He was singing Justin Beiber while we did it. I love secure Spanish men
If I end up married to you I better get lots of orgasms to help me forget I failed at life.
no, throwing your underwear at it is not the solution to everything
His cuteness will no longer contol my vagina
Just found dollar bills in my sheets. What part of the weekend am I forgetting?
I started dipping tositos in my screwdriver last night
then apparently I went "not bad" and continued
I just ran into the woods like an idiot because ADVENTURE.
Apparently, acid is a good substitute for cash if you don't have any! Who knew?
But of course I'm in. After all, what fun would the holidays be without trying to find the perfect gift to impress someone you've never met, but need the approval of??
One of these days I would like to go out drinking and stick to plan of just getting drunk and not be sidetracked with other people's plans of doing drugs along the way. I didn't even want to not feel my teeth tonight but here we go just another Thursday night when you live I live
She lured me back to her place with pizza and tits. I was totally helpless
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