some dude just recognized me causeg he had a pic of us making out onvhis phone
dude your girlfriend loves you alot..she yelled your name lastnight in bed
Tell me why Im cashing out of Walmart with Smirnoff and catfood
You were pretty fucked up... decided playing hopscotch down the stairs was an excellent idea.. it was extremely entertaining
All I could understand from his text was "hatchet" "soccer" & "bitch". its safe to say andy has had enough to drink & will be violent soon
she laid there and continued moaning loudly for like 10 minutes after we were done, just so that her mom would be jealous
2 rounds of irish car bombs have already been taken to your 5 year sober anniversary
It's official. 2011 is the year of sport fucking
She stopped mid hookup to ask me if we'd be done before Taco Bell closed.
The police report said that there were 25 cases of bud light, two hookers fighting in the street, 13 cop cars, and two road blocks, a kid got tazered, another got maced, and over a hundred people in the house
So that means its a bad thing that your dad found it huh?
Are you saying being a wizard and going to hogwarts wouldn't be life changing, believe in magic you fucking muggle
I HAD TO PAY A COVER FOR THE FIRST TIME LAST NIGHT. My tits didn't get me in and I was so pissed.
My dreams last night were filled with sex and quidditch.
Gez, you make a couple noises and all of the sudden your the loud girl.
If my vagina was a person it would have a bandage around its head and it's arm in a sling rn
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