the cure to his relationship is in or around my vagina.
that was after robitussin, alcohol, and chocolate sauce... but before we finished pregaming
mmmm my 21st bday fucking sucks all my best friends are pregnant...selfish assholes. they just couldnt wait til after my bday.
Yes theres a double standard. Get over it. Fuck the critics and go be the slut you were born to be
I feel like it'll be a success as long as she doesn't end up dead in a ditch. There has to be a line somewhere.
I've started a list of places i want to drink. To go along with the list of places i want to have sex. Lincoln's log cabin is on both.
It's a low moment when you're looking at your girlfriends tits on your daughter's phone..
so getting blacked out last night has made my lips so beautifully red for pictures today... and they say nothing good comes from alcohol
and than he said 'I did amateur porn for a while' and I just knew tinder did not fail me this time
I appear to have wine on my toes. I am really not clear as to how this happened. I'm gonna have a little lie down.
My phone just said I texted someone at 430a and said let's fight. Then I texted them an hour later and said thanks.
He literally just patted me on the vagina and said goodnight to it.
woke up with 4 bruises, 2 hickies and a bad case of rug burn. texans are dangerous.
I feel really sorry for my toilet right now
Soooo you're telling me you support us groom's men giving lap dances to willing patrons?
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