Going to bed naked. Too bad I am all alone. Need to make some changes. Either sleep with clothes or with you
Remember that dream I told you about where I shit out my own skeleton? I had it again last night.
September 16th, captains log. I awoke in a daze, not sure of my location
I know you don't remember, but the teeth marks on my face say it happened.
I was topless in his bathroom sink taking bong rips , goodmorning . He told me he could get use to this
They just called to see if he wanted to come in at 2am for overtime. He's trashed. He literally carried on a 10 minute convo with his boss about woodchucks. As in the animal
I have effectively turned laundry day into a drinking game.
I'm like a savant for remembering names I learned while I was drunk. Seriously, I'm three for three. I'm on a roll.
He kept squeezing my butt and telling me how smart I was
Two guys I banged regularly got married this week. I need vodka.
It's so weird fucking this kids aunt then going to the gym with him everyday, but my sick minded self loves it.
fucking him is like fucking old faithful. you could set your watch by his orgasms.
she just kept straddling the railing to the stairs and shouting "come on Seabiscuit, lets win this for America."
There is no rule that you can't be in a room with more than one dick that's been inside you.
i am risking my non lesbian vagina for your needs. i better be the best friend you ever had
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