Why do you have Season One of Reba in your underwear drawer?
Why are you in my underwear drawer?
I JUST WOKE UP ON A TRAIN
I SHUDNT B ON A TRAIN
It was perfect I came I passed out in his comfortable bed then a glass of jack Daniels fell from the bed post and spilled all over my face
We broke into the space center. If i go to jail I wanted to tell you, you have a fantastic dick. Use it wisely.
I'm so hungover that if we go to panera, I'll probably get a bread bowl to throw up in.
She wants me to spank her and yell "Kerry! Your father is disappointed with your choices!" Fuck up but crazy hot? Or just fuck up crazy?
Lets go hit some boners bro!
I appreciate the acceptance and inclusion, but that's not how we gay men talk.
Did we do anything stupid last night besides hook up with our ex girlfriends?
And that kids is the last time I ever try to outdrink Germans
Tackling and headbutting friends, running away and hiding from everyone, attempting to streak across campus, and then waking up with no sign of a hangover... happy 21 to me
I woke up with gum stuck to my nipple piercings this morning.. So there's that.
She showed me her tits outside Taco Bell....After she flashed the dude working there in an effort to get in.
You know it's really hard to draft fantasy football players in a crowded bar when I have a raging hard on
i just drunk stumbled into my home... to figure out that we moved 2 weeks ago..
No I will not paint you for Mardi Gras in town. It is going to rain and you don't need another ID charge
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