so my mom told me to suck on something if I have to cough. so I guess blow jobs are ok
I don't know where I am but there are firefighters
Not only do I have sand in my ass, but a crab pinched me while we were fucking. Still totally worth it.
he got a rim job in the basement.
apparently i was the one who gave it to him.
will you please explain to me as to why or how i have a dirtbike tread looking bruise on my back?
you 2 were alone in the living room and the dog walked in and you started yelling what are all these people doing in here
Nothing says "lifelong friendship" like FaceTiming in a sex shop.
Pants off. Spirits lifted.
The amount of drugs I did this weekend make me concerned about my health but at the same time fascinated to see if I could do more
It's getting harder and harder to find People to carry her home
She shouldn't drink
Well I'll be shitfaced all day the 4th in honor of this great nation... but I'm down for drunken camping/nature fucking on the 5th
Chicks before dicks must only mean American dicks
I only blacked out one night of three if that isn't fucking personal growth idk what is
Vomit your little heart out. You've got a long day tomorrow
i only got to wear my halloween costume for an half hour before it got taken off.
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