he said i was weird because i want to have sex in public places.
i dont think thats weird i think thats fun
i forgot to tell you, he fell asleep outside my house again last night, but im weird
So he sent me a text that said "say hi to your vajayjay for me"
Was there any message he wanted you to relay to your asshole?
is it mean to send ur x his condoms back because they are too small for ur new boyfriend?
ISS teacher has a tramp stamp.
Shotgun.
they told me her nickname is "wizard sleeve"
pick me up NOW
She sucked my dick when I had a concussion. It was the coolest feeling ever but the doctor said it was a bad idea. He's obviously gay.
I woke up to the sound of a beer can being opened. I love him already
Maybe its all the xanax she takes but she literally has NO shame
One day. I will touch his hair. I'm curious if it'll be like a soft cloud.
Beer bonging to Ave Maria
There's so much mac and cheese stuck to my foot right now
I was stuffing my vagina with gummy bears last night having him eat them out of me. Team Haribo for the win!
Don't put me in that position. I am not qualified to be the responsible adult here.
I don't care how hot she was. She didn't like Scooby Doo and I don't fuck with that.
like I'd leave you in a situation like that..pfft. what kinda friend do you think I am?
...a stoned one.
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