Hahahaha do you think bella ever gave edward head?
The midget we rented got so drunk last night he got carted off in an ambulance
whats the weirdest thing you ever masturbated to?
King Triton
6 figure salary? he just got a little cuter.
knew i was gonna lose at a shoe or be bleeding at some point. and both happened within 20 mins.
I'll be so proud. Like a proud mama bear freeing my slut cub into the wild.
Bring fortys. we have the duct tape. its onnn mothafuckaaaa
Any formal decision about whether we're planning to objectify naked women with daddy issues tonight?
He texts me "what are you wearing" in the middle of the workday, so naturally I assume he's kidding and respond "the blood of my enemies" #foreveralone
GOOGLE HAS JUST RELEASED AN UPDATE THAT ALLOWS YOU TO CATCH POKEMON USING MAPS. Pack your shit, our time has COME.
He has a bathrroom scale in his room with an alarm attached to it so anything over 150 sets it off and in his drinking stupper he can make a run for it.
Another beautiful Sunday, another beautiful day the stick is not positive. Amen.
I feel like I could get pregnant watching Zac Efron do yard work in this movie
Should I apologize for the loud sex I had in his living room? Because I'm not going to.
Definitely not.
Had a very good bday. Have the teeth marks and bruises to prove it
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