Where are you?
In a non slutty way
Never drink rum straight from the bottle, even if people say it'll make you a pirate. It won't: it'll make you a bumbling shitfaced idiot who just drank rum straight from the bottle.
pretty sure mid blowjob I told him I needed to call you and ask you if this was whore-ish. He hid my phone from me.
six shots in, he is hammered and doing stretches before each shot
I just realize today that I've dated three guys this year with their own blog. Ugh that's embarrassing.
Gave a homeless guy 3 bucks earlier. Just saw him at the bar. He bought one beer and left. Happy to see my 3 dollars was well spent
Snuck into a camper in someone's yard. Hotboxing. Can't wait until they go in it.
I may or may not have shit out a layer of my liver after that weekend.
Its completely acceptable to go naked under my graduation gown right?
Some ppl might frown upon it but theyre prudes
I'm going to fuck every single member of the men's olympic swimming team and no one is going to stop me
It's awesome, he has so much more free time now that he's not screwing other girls behind my back
Seriously. We gorilla glued our hands together. Eating pizza last night was impossible.
I'm eating Doritos at 9am because last nights weed is just now starting to wear off
he has pokemon bedsheets but his dick is huge so i took one for the team
Having random cyber sex while watching to catch a predator just seems wrong.
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