Have fun with your cool freestyling girlfriend!
She can rap better than you any day
But i just feel like he will pull it out and ill panic. I mean its fairly basic. Up and down. But i feel like ill just freak out.
do you know how bad I want you right now?
As bad as i want you to stop texting me?
is that a hint?
i cant finish this easy-mac because i need it for a chaser.
ah, there's nothing like waking up to picture messages of a strange man's cock. life is good.
haha, that's fucked up. flacid cock pictures are the mental breakfast of champions.
So we went to home depot to buy supplies to build a beer bong but ended up buying an office water cooler that were going to put vodka in
If after tonight I can still walk on my own, take me to another bar.
Is it weird that I'm looking up pubic hairstyles?
You also once spent an entire hour explaining the origin of the strip steak to me.
So I've been spending my morning trying to figure out if there's a corealation between Wednesday margarita night and the boat that's now in my living room.
He caught a Pokemon on my head while I sucked him off. I think I need to marry him.
I'm like a hairless cat ready to be ravished
But the real reason your aunt is drunk crying is because she has already had four margs and went for a 5th and someone is trying to stop her
You texted me a picture of some random naked guy. Did you lose your virginity?
Whoever was the bastard/bitch/genius who duct taped my keys to my dick so I wouldn't lose them. I hate you.
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