I was staring at you from my window across the quad. I wanted to let you know so it's not creepy
i told her parents not too worry the way i do it girls dont get pregnant
I just puked in the mop bucket at work. I think I need to go home.
Do you think I could put your penis on reserve for tonight or tomorrow night?
do you remember yelling at the waitress that you were a power bottom?
In a strange taxi 3059. Battery dying I'm dying. Bye.
All I remember is waking up with 3 penises pointed at my face. I also remember enjoying that a lot. And then I threw up in their shower.
It'll just be like "PENIS HERE". In case you get lost.
Court can wait. right now you and your magic penis need to be here satisfying me.
Got head last night. Had the 3D glasses on the whole time.
I will kick you in all of your body parts. All at once.
The only thing I remember last night was feeding my dog 4 McDoubles.
It's Breast Cancer Awareness Month!!!! What random hook up should check my tata's this year?!?!
Pregnancy test = positive. Hope you still have our old guess who game 'cause daddy elimination begins now.
One eye has cum in it and the other has sunscreen
summertime
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