Short Circuit remake moving forward, David Carradine dead by his own hand. Come home soon, society deteriorating rapidly. Nation's capitol likely not safe.
remember tomorrow: you burned the inside of your nose with incense. it hurt.
I really need to learn how to handle sexual advances from older women
I wish I had your problem
My god. We'll be gay porn millionaires.
he is allergic to cats. we can only glue dog hair on him. otherwise he might die and i dont want to be responsible for that.
ahaha ok
let's call it "werewolfing"
It was all going great until he pulled the hamburger meat out of his pocket
I think winning the long island race means you lose at life
Yes. Be the home wrecker you've always dreamed of being.
I never should have let my cousin and his pregnant girlfriend move in with me. I'm never having sex again. They scare off men more than 'my dream wedding' pin board.
The best revenge is living well. Or pooping in his sunroof. Either or
Doing lines of coke through pieces of licorice. Because I can
I'm drunk in your building find me and we can have sex.
That's one good thing about being an only child. I can masturbate wherever the fuck I want
Everyone thinks I'm sleeping but I'm actually just melting.
i just found a pair of your underwear stuffed behind my harry potter books...was that on purpose?
haha no, it was majik
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