My mom foundout about my dui nd just called me to come home. I just took acid like 30 min ago. Wht should i do?
bathroom sex at kohls isnt as trashy as it seems
the $50 fast cash from checking button should just be retitled "8th of weed"
why dont you just whore around college until someone loves you...thats how it works for girls isnt it?
My complete lack of self respect has really improved my blow job technique
i just rememebered i spent like 5 minutes on the ground warming some chicks toes.
well he is only 50 percent black.. but after last night i am 100 percent not going back
i wondered why i had so many splinters in my hand, then i went out to my car and remembered id stolen an entire cactus
you are never too drunk for berry picking
Does it count as working out if stops are taken every half hour to smoke a blunt?
She jumped on a table and took off her shirt and started yelling things that no one understood. For being 3, she has a dead on impression of a drunk party girl.
Just got to Evans to buy weed. His mom showed up unannounced. Now the three of us are chillen. Super.
I tried to think of the best possible thing I could do for my 30th birthday, and the finalist is "get a clit ring"
her fuck buddy was butt ass naked in our kitchen making waffles but they tasted so bomb
Why can't he see that I don't want a slow getting to know you period? I just want to bone. NOW.
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