Regardless thnx for trying to help out, I realize we are dealing w/ very stupid girls here
what if I'm pregnant?
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She ordered a salad and a budweiser. I love her.
Just ran into my ex in the WOMENS bathroom. He said I did this to him. Swore he never wore my clothes but said he liked my skirt. I need vodka.
it's to the point where working 2 jobs this summer will absolutely not cover how much i will spend on alcohol next semester.
shape ups are the best shoes to wear when youre stoned. its like walking on little trampolines every step.
I come back home for break and my room is full of weed either my parents really love me or they are having more fun then I am in college
trying to figure out what happened last night by looking around the apartment.
naked man under the piano. THE PLOT THICKENS.
I can get stoned and we can bake and then I can eat 70% of it and it will be awesome
Yeah. I made eggs in a microwave. I think that's an accomplishment this week, MOM.
I would agree. Whose business is it if I like to guzzle vodka by the liter on my of time? Answer: mine.
I was gonna drive but when i tried to use telekinesis to get my keys, I knew I shouldn't be driving
I just found a nug casually in my room under my duffel bag. Is this a sign I need help?
am drunk, naked, and blow drying cat. need adult supervision
What do you mean relationship? He paid for my tires and I gave him a blow job.
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