found a dugout with weed in it in dad's car. decided to top up the weed compartment with salvia. for fun.
Joe is yelling at the trees again.
He is like the real live version of the state fair..
I've only been here for an hour and I've already made 6 babies cry.
Happy Birthday
she was seriously choking and the whole time all he kept saying was "that's what she said"
Last night after we fucked, I washed my vag in vodka so I wouldn't get an STD
Or, you could have used a condom
I took my pants off in the cab and tried to bite his ear. Not going oout for awhile
I found a ladder. I don't know where I am. Gonna climb it. I feel like aladin
Tried to make hash outta one of those keurig machines. I don't know why. Maybe the drunkenness, but now I have mushy bud and no ganja
You took photos of my underwear around London the day after! THAT was too soon.
Face washed and sleeping pill taken. Here's hoping for a more sex filled tomorrow.
I can't have my last hookup before 21 have been behind a dumpster
I just remembered that before we left my house I vowed to stay fully clothed and I FAILED
I think my life is a one-way ticket to blackout city.
His butt is perfect. Like a twelve on a scale of one to ten. No idea about his personality or anything but that ass... I'm keeping him.
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