I'll forget this but out at 4am with a lesbian model at lil waynes bday party for the record
i think i gave myself a perma-hangover. or god just hates me.
Now would be a good time to set your alarm to pick me up from jail in the morning.
I say that when we get our grades back we're making a drinking game out of it.
my mom used to put diet coke in my bottle. i can pretty much handle anything.
I bet you think you're really funny for switching my line of coke with a line of protein powder.
Hey hey, in my defense we were just suppose to watch Disney movies from a blanket fort with beer and nachos. I was I suppose to know it would end in tears?
Going through my purse trying to find money for this cab but all I keep pulling out if chicken from my burrito o ate an hour ago. Help?
dude i'm so hungover my hair hurts
I still have your make up all over the inside of my thighs from the face sitting. Free tonight?
This means I've slept with 2 ppl that live in vans...my life is complete
I mean, how am I going to build a relationship on trust if he finds out I roofied him?
She gave me a roadie as we drove home from fireworks. People were still lighting off their displays as we drove by. I love America.
He left a full handprint on my ass. He called it a "five-star review."
Come home... I’m drinking and playing with knives
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